The Ageing List

I was at a party the other day and there were some funny things said about “you know your getting old when……”.  It happens to everyone, (thankfully not me yet). These are a few with a BDSM twist on some of the quote. Feel free to add some of your own.

You know you’re getting old:

1. When you meet the same new people everyday.
2. When the bruises on your butt came from a slide down the stairs.
3. When you have to use your cattle prod to recharge your pacemaker.
4. When you have to use your favourite cane for walking.
5. When your nappy needs changing (but you’re not into age play).
6. When going to bed means you want to sleep.
7. When you think a Volvo is a cool car.
8. When you consistently wake up with your face in your doggy bowl.
9. When you quit wearing your teeth altogether.
10. When the 60 year old nurse leaning over your bed makes you horny.
11. When you forget… (I forgot what number 11 is.)
12. When you see a riding crop and start dreaming about horses.
13. When your play partner is the same person who gives you a sponge bath every morning.
14. When you can no longer make the whip crack.
15. When your pony play chariot is a wheelchair.

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